Survivor Lanka: Episode 1

(Numfundo Tribe, Day 1)

(The Numfundo tribe hiked through the forest and found their camp. They cheered with excitement)

Clint: Finally. About time we got here.

Science: Man, you can say that again.

(Joanie’s diary)

Joanie: When we first arrive at camp, my first instincts were “Time to get to work”. Because there is a shelter that needs building, and a fire to make.

(End diary)

Blueberry: Okay guys. Me, Clint and Algernon will build the shelter, Joanie, Science and Zeus will make fire, and Erin, Brittney and Ellie will catch us some food.

Algernon: FOOD?! Did I hear food?!

Blueberry: Yeah. Why?

Algernon: ME WANT FOOD!

Blueberry: (groans)

(Blueberry’s diary)

Blueberry: I’d like to take charge of this tribe. Some were doing okay, but some were not. Algernon is always goofing off, and he is going around picking flowers.

(End diary)

(Algernon’s diary)

Algernon: Me like camp. Me like this tribe.

(End diary)

(Renello Tribe, Day 1)

(When the Renello Tribe found their camp, they all sighed with relief)

Sirbrina: Well, that didn’t take to long.

Marge: Yeah. It only took us about 20 minutes.

(X’s diary)

X: Our camp looks awesome. Although, we do need to work on it a bit.

(End diary)

Marge: Okay. Let’s get to work.

Trevor: You got it. (Takes his shirt off)

(When Trevor took his shirt off, all the girls glanced at him with beauty)

(Marge’s diary)

Marge: Oh my gosh! Trevor is hot!

(End diary)

(Sirbrina’s diary)

Sirbrina: Trevor is so cute and so hot.

(End diary)

(Vanessa’s diary)

Vanessa: Trevor is my type of guy to be with.

(End diary)

(Charley’s video diary)

Charley: Okay. I might be gay and all that, but Trevor looks pretty cute.

(End diary)

(Numfundo Tribe, Day 1)

(Erin and Ellie were searching for food)

Erin: Hey Ellie, do you know where Brittney is?

Ellie: No. I saw her a minute ago. She should help us.

(Erin’s diary)

Erin: Me and Ellie don’t know where Brittney is, but I probably think Brittney is to lazy to help us, or maybe she is completely lost.

(End diary)

Ellie: I wonder what she’s up to?

Erin: Beats me.

(Brittney runs up to Erin and Ellie)

Brittney: (Sobers) why did you both leave me?

Ellie: (Confused) Huh?

Erin: We’re you lost Brittney?

Brittney: (Nods)

(Brittney’s diary)

Brittney: The hardest thing about working is this scary looking island. I can’t believe I signed up for this show. I’m a princess for goodness sakes.

(End diary)

(Renello Tribe)

(Sirbrina and Oscar were walking around the island)

Oscar: Can you tell me what your job is Sirbrina?

Sirbrina: Well, I work as a blacksmith in the World of Warcraft game.

Oscar: That sounds like a man’s job.

Sirbrina: (Giggling fake)

(Sirbrina’s diary)

Sirbrina: To tell you the truth, I don’t have a job. However, I’m a Dranei Shaman, and I get paid a lot for being a Shaman. If I tell anyone about my real job, they will vote me out really quickly.

(End diary)

Oscar: You must work really hard as a blacksmith.

Sirbrina: I know.

(Oscar’s diary)

Oscar: I’m not really sure about Sirbrina. Yeah, she is likable, but I don’t find her trustworthy. So I have to stay positive to her at any times.

(End diary)

Oscar: What do you say we help out our team.

Sirbrina: Good idea.

(Sirbrina’s diary)

Sirbrina: I have to do whatever it takes to get that one million dollars. I want it so much, I would eat a bucket of bugs to get that money.

(End diary)

(Numfundo Tribe, Day 2)

(The tribe is all working on the shelter, except for one)

Clint: Algernon! How come you’re not helping us?

Algernon: Me hungry!

Zeus: What’s up with you? All you do is whine and complain about food!

Algernon: But me hungry…

(Clint’s diary)

Clint: Dude, Algernon is a really strong player, but he never helps us out at camp. I mean come on. He’s a WWE wrestler. He has to work hard sometimes.

(End of diary)

(Meanwhile, Brittney is sitting on the cliff doing nothing at all)

Brittney: (Sigh)

(Brittney’s diary)

Brittney: I have made a huge mistake to go on this show. I think a lot of the girls hate me, and it tears me apart.

(End diary)

(Erin and Ellie were walking around, talking about Brittney)

Erin: I don’t think Brittney doesn’t want to be here Ellie.

Ellie: Yeah. She always wants to be by herself.

(Ellie’s diary)

Ellie: Brittney is a ding-a-ling. She acts like we all feel sorry for her.

(End diary)

Ellie: What do you say we build an alliance of 2?

Erin: Just you and me?

Ellie: Yeah. But you promise not to tell anyone we are in an alliance with each other.

Erin: Promise.

(Erin’s video diary)

Erin: Me and Ellie are really great friends from day 1. I promised her to keep my mouth shut about the whole alliance thing. And I will keep that promise.

(End of diary)

(Renello Tribe, Day 2)

X: Hey Marge, can you go get us some food? Our team is starving.

Marge: Well, I’m not a food finder person. Maybe I’ll ask Hsu.

(Marge walks up to Hsu)

Marge: Hey Hsu, would you be so kind to catch us some food?

Hsu: What?

Marge: I said would you be so kind to catch us some food?

Hsu: What?

Marge: I said would you be so kind to catch us some food?!

Hsu: What?

Marge: (Annoyed) I SAID WOULD YOU BE SO KIND TO CATCH US SOME FOOD???!!!

Hsu: What?

Marge: (Groans) You know what, never mind.

Hsu: What?

(Marge can’t takes it anymore and walks away)

(Marge’s diary)

Marge: I don’t know what Hsu’s deal is. Is he dumb or something? He’s annoying.

(End diary)

X: What did he say Marge?

Marge: He didn’t say Yes or No. All he said every time is “What?”

X: Wow. He must be weird.

(Hsu’s diary)

Hsu: What?

(End diary)

(Meanwhile, Trevor is working on the shelter with Forever)

Trevor: Dude, are you finished with the other edge?

Forever: I'm not finished yet. It might take another hour or so.

Trevor: Oh…

(Charley walks up to Trevor)

Charley: Hey there hot stuff.

Trevor: Huh?

Charley: (Giggle)

(Charley’s diary)

Charley: Okay, so I like Trevor. Yes, he is so hot and so cute. I hope he is gay just like me.

(End diary)

Trevor: What do you want from me?

Charley: (Sarcastic) Oh nothing. Just saying hello.

Trevor: Hmm…

(Trevor’s diary)

Trevor: Charley is weird. No offence.

(End of diary)

(Immunity Challenge, Day 3)

(Both tribes followed their way to the way the immunity challenge was supposed to be. Both tribes stand on their rugs and stares at Chloe)

Chloe: Morning survivors. Ready for your first immunity challenge?

Vanessa: I was born ready.

Chloe: Okay. This immunity challenge will be mud wrestling. It will be like sumo wrestling, but you have to wrestle in mud.

Joanie: I think we might have a chance of winning since Algernon is on our tribe.

Chloe: The team that scores with 5 points wins immunity, and flint. The losers must attend their first tribal council where one player will be the first person voted out.

X: I sure hope it’s not me.

Chloe: Okay. First up will be Brittney Vs Trevor.

(Brittney and Trevor steps up in the ring)

Chloe: Are you ready?

Brittney: No.

Chloe: GO!

(Trevor charges at Brittney, but Brittney runs off the ring)

Chloe: Okay! That’s 1 point for the Renello.

Zeus: BRITTNEY YOU IDIOT!

Brittney: I was scared… I’m sorry.

Zeus: Sorry doesn’t cut it.

Chloe: Next is Algernon Vs Hsu.

(Algernon and Hsu stepped in the ring)

Chloe: Okay. Start the battle!

(Algernon charges at Hsu, and Hsu was just standing still)

Algernon: ROAR!!!

(Algernon knocks Hsu of the ring)

Chloe: We are tied 1-1!

Algernon: HORRAY! ME WON!

Chloe: Next is Clint Vs Marge.

Marge: I’m not a fighting type person. But okay.

(Marge and Clint stepped in the ring)

Chloe: BEGIN!

(Clint and Marge battled each other. About 10 minutes later, Marge wins)

Chloe: The points are now 2-1!

Marge: Wow. I didn’t know I won.

Clint: I didn’t know I lost.

(50 minutes later, both teams were tied by 4-4)

Chloe: Alright! The final battle is Zeus Vs Sirbrina.

Zeus: I’ll show you guys how a real man does it.

(Zeus and Sirbrina stepped in the ring)

Chloe: BEGIN!

(Zeus charged at Sirbrina really fast, faster than Sonic)

Sirbrina: Hmm…

(Sirbrina took one step sideways, causing Zeus to run off the ring.)

Chloe: RENELLO WINS IMMUNITY!

(The Renello Tribe hugged and cheered while the Numfundo tribe looked down with disappointment)

Chloe: Congrats Renello Tribe for winning your first immunity challenge. You win immunity, and flint. (Tosses flint to Sirbrina) (Turns to the Numfundo tribe) Numfundo, sorry to say this but one of you will be the first person voted out of Sri Lanka.

Erin: Darn it.

(Back at the Numfundo tribe, Zeus blows up a tantrum)

Zeus: I CAN’T BELIEVE WE LOST! IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF BRITTNEY!

Brittney: It’s not my fault…

Joanie: She’s right Zeus. You need to simmer down.

Zeus: DON’T YOU TELL ME TO SIMMER DOWN!

(Joanie’s diary)

Joanie: We got back from the immunity challenge. And since we lost, Zeus was being a bad sport and blamed Brittney for the loss, when he was the one that made us lose.

(End diary)

(Joanie and Blueberry were in a perfect hiding spot and was talking about the huge threats)

Joanie: Right now, we have 3 threats on our tribe. Brittney, Zeus, and Algernon.

Blueberry: I want to vote Algernon out. He didn’t do anything at camp.

Joanie: But he is our strongest player. No doubt about it.

Blueberry: You might be right.

(Blueberry’s diary)

Blueberry: I have a feeling that tribal council will be dramatic. I think either Brittney, Zeus, or Algernon will go home.

(End diary)

(Tribal Council)

(Nine contestants walked in the tribal council are with their torches. They all sat in their seats)

Chloe: Welcome to your first tribal council. It is defiantly not the place you want to be. Before we get to the vote, Blueberry, how do you feel as taking charge of being a leader on the first day?

Blueberry: I wasn’t being the leader. I was trying to help build the campsite. I was planning, not leading.

Chloe: Zeus, will there be any chance that you can possibly go home tonight?

Zeus: Not at all. I’m one hundred percent sure that one of our weaklings will go home, and that weakling isn’t me. It’s Brittney.

Brittney: HEY!

Chloe: Brittney, who will you base your vote on tonight?

Brittney: Someone that is not nice and really mean.

Zeus: (Growls)

Chloe: I hear you growling Zeus.

Zeus: That’s because Brittney is a dumb bimbo that never helps us out at camp, and never made us win immunity.

(Everyone turns to Zeus looking all angry)

Chloe: Okay. It’s time to vote. Joanie, you’re up.

(Joanie gets up and approaches to the voting table. She wrote down the name and holds up “ZEUS”)

Joanie: You are basically a huge threat, and a weak player. Sorry.

(Joanie walks back to her seat. We now see Ellie and “Science” voting. Zeus was next to vote. He wrote down the name, holds it up, and it said “BRITTNEY”)

Zeus: Forget you. Go home.

(Zeus walks back to his seat. We now see Algernon and Blueberry voting. When it was Erin’s turn, She holds up the paper that said “BRITTNEY”)

Erin: Brittney, I sure hope you will be the first one to go.

(Erin walks back to her seat. We see Clint voting, and he walked back to his seat. And when it came time for Brittney’s turn, she wrote down the name, holds it up, and it saids “ZEUS”)

Brittney: You are a huge meanie.

(Brittney heads back to her seat. Chloe nod once)

Chloe: I’ll go tally the votes.

(While Chloe was getting the votes, Brittney started sweating, Clint looked nervous, and Zeus doesn’t seem to care at all. Chloe heads back with the votes)

Chloe: In the words of Jeff Probst. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out must leave the tribal council are immediately. I’ll read the votes.

(Chloe pulls out the first vote)

Chloe: First vote, Brittney.

(Brittney grits her teeth as Chloe pulls out the next vote)

Chloe: Zeus. That’s one vote Brittney, one vote Zeus.

(Zeus twitched a little)

Chloe: Zeus. That’s two votes for Zeus, one vote for Brittney.

(Zeus was confused)

Chloe: Brittney. We are tied, 2 votes for Brittney, 2 votes for Zeus.

(Both Brittney and Zeus were horrified)

Chloe: Brittney. That’s 3 votes for Brittney, 2 votes for Zeus.

(Brittney looked extremely nervous)

Chloe: Zeus. We are tied again.

(Zeus doesn’t know what is going on)

Chloe: Zeus. That’s four votes for Zeus, three votes for Brittney.

(Chloe pulls out the next vote)

Chloe: The first person voted out of Sri Lanka… Zeus!

Zeus: (Angry) OH TERIFFIC!

Chloe: No need to read the last vote. Zeus, hand me your torch.

(Zeus glared at Brittney with an evil look. Zeus handed her torch to Chloe)

Chloe: Zeus, the tribe has spoken.

(Chloe snuffed out Zeus’es torch.)

Chloe: Time for you to go.

(Zeus gave everyone an evil glare. He glared at Brittney again, and Brittney was wearing a smirk on her face and was clapping her hands silently. Zeus leaves the tribal council area)

Chloe: I guess you all took out the weak threat, which is a good idea. Anyways, since you attended tribal council the first time, you will leave this place with fire.

Joanie: Sweet!

Chloe: (Tosses flint to Joanie) Take your torches and head back to camp. Goodnight.

(The 8 remaining Numfundo tribe members, minus Zeus, walked out of the tribal council with their torches. The Survivor game has already begun)

(Zeus’es Final Words)

Zeus: I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON ELIMINATED!!! I really don’t want that to happen to me, but it happened! Those idiots think they are smart to vote me out just because of what I did to Brittney. I sure hope Brittney goes home next! She’s a dirty little skunk!

(Voting Results)

Zeus (6): Joanie, Clint, “Science”, Blueberry, Algernon, Brittney.
Brittney (3): Zeus, Erin, Ellie.