Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 2.

*Jeopardy music starts playing*

Lumpy: And welcome back to Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy. I would like to apologise to what happened before the commercial, and i told the 3 contestants to stop throwing firecrackers at the audience. Now lets take a look at the scores.

Lumpy: Toothy is in 2nd place with -4100 dollars.

Toothy: Now that i have stoped throwing firecrackers, i can now throw water balloons. WEEEEEEE!!! *throws water balloons at the audience*

Lumpy: Thats enough!!!

Lumpy: In 1st place with -500 dollars, is Petunia.

Petunia: Come on Lumpy, lets start this game already before i vomit.

Lumpy: What is your problem today Petunia?

Petunia: My fur is greasy and i forgot to take a shower.

Lumpy: What a dumb excuse.

Lumpy: And in last place with -20600 dollars, please welcome, Flippy.

Flippy: We meet again Lumpy. Its the time that i will mess your life up.

Lumpy: I hope not, Better luck to all of you in the next round. Its time for double jeopardy, so lets take a look at the board.

And the categories are,
"Famous Celebrities" "The 13 Colonies" "Letters or Numbers" "Potent Potables" "An Album Cover" "Make Any Noice" And finally, "Ring Your Buzzer".

Petunia, you are in first place so pick a category.

Petunia: Ill take "Why my father abused me" for 300.

Lumpy: Lets go with "Famous Celebrities" for 600. And the answer is, "This celebrity was in 5 different movies and married Katie Holmes."

*Toothy rings in*

Lumpy: Toothy.

Toothy: Who is Dustin Diamond.

*BUZZ*

Lumpy: Thats incorrect.

*Flippy rings in*

Lumpy: Flippy.

Flippy: Sissy Spacek.

*BUZZ*

Lumpy: No. And Who is Sissy Spacek anyways.

Flippy: She is the one who looks like your mother.

Lumpy: For crying out loud. *starts drinking wiskey* The correct answer was Tom Cruise.

Toothy: Tom Cruise? I know that guy. He was on the show called Oprah and he was going crazy, and he made me laugh.

Lumpy: *sigh* Petunia, your still in the league so pick a category again.

Petunia: Ill take "Why my parents made me homeless" for 500.

Lumpy: Lets actually go with "Letters or Numbers" For 400. And the answer is "7".

Lumpy: Is 7 a letter or a number?

*Petunia rings in*

Lumpy: Petunia.

Petunia: Excuse me but i dont know anything about this.

Lumpy: Well maybe its because your retarded.

*Toothy rings in*

Lumpy: Toothy.

Toothy: I think its a letter.

*BUZZ*

Lumpy: Darn it, you people are idiots. Its actually a Number for god sakes. Flippy, why dont you pick.

Flippy: It will be my pleasure. Lets try "Anal Bum Cover" for 200.

Lumpy: What the...*looks at the category* Thats "An Album Cover" not "Anal Bum Cover".

FlippyWAHAHAHAHA, I can read Lumpy.

Lumpy: Ill tell you what, lets move on to Final Jeopardy. And the category is...*looks at the paper and tears it up* You know what, why dont you write you first name. Just your first name and you win.

*Final Jeopardy music starts playing*

Lumpy: It is really easy to do. All of you know this so im not nervous. Even if you dont know your first name, then you are a complete retard.

*music ends*

Lumpy: Times up, lets start with Toothy. You have wrote down.....A Firecracker.

Toothy: Thats right, firecrackers is a great toy to play with.

Lumpy: I hate you so much. Lets go with Petunia. And Petunia wrote down.....Her telephone number.

Petunia: This is for the boys who loves me. *Blows a kiss*

Lumpy: Well i dont. Last but not least is Flippy. And Flippy wrote down.....Flippy.

Lumpy: I dont beleve this. That is actually the correct answer. And you wagered.....owned Lumpy.

Flippy: Bwahahahaha, thats right. I totally owned you and your mother.

Lumpy: *looks angry* Well thats all the time we have for tonight.

Toothy: Hey Lumpy, Catch!

Lumpy: WHA???

*Lumpy gets hit with a firecracker*

THE END!

Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 3 Coming Soon.